Ender (ender) wrote,
Ender
ender

Just a nifty link I wandered across today. It's probably old-news to most, but I thought it very nifty.. expecially considering the selection of images :)

The memetic virus scanner


Human Virus Scanner


The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.


Viruses you suffer from:



Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer.
Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.



Viruses you might suffer from:



Amiga (70%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


UNIX (75%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Brand Names (65%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


X11 (85%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games (75%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


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